CEDRIC!

What the bloody!? He bit me! My gnomy little buddy BIT ME! I'll just hit him on his little peanut sized head................................................@#$$!#@$^%##%%#@#$....................#$@#$^>................................................. - Whew! He's finally out! The poor demented thing. Oh well...c'est la vie, right? Now excuse me while I put some tonic on this bite. - Chowzer

Pttttttffff!

OI, Chowzer, what'dya think yer doin'? I'M supposed to post first! 'Member? You promised me a wee li'l promise, you did! (Sigh) Bu' I s'pose I'll f'give yer s'ry li'l bum. I do lurve you. Erm..(cough) Anyway... welcome to Gnomology, ev'ryun. (Ow, give me back the keyboard Chowaefkaeutukju5opsfhgkjtrwwwwuuT;uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggg YES! Humans are no match for Gnomes!!!!!!! (thunk) Oi! - Cedric

Velcome!

Welcome to all of you Gnome lovers out there! Having a nice day? Well, now that you've stumbled upon this treasure, your day should be even better! Cedric The Gnome and I will be keeping you entertained with stories of travel, tears and...erm, terrific-ness! Well, goodbye to you for now, then! - Chowzer