tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89981099095570747302011-04-21T22:03:29.891-07:00Everything GNOME!chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-30525227890507511212008-04-13T19:07:00.001-07:002008-04-13T19:07:46.321-07:00Cedric is doing well. He is excited for EARTH DAY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-3052522789050751121?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-33341831444117577152008-02-18T16:28:00.000-08:002008-02-18T16:33:59.156-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7oj7HiSBwI/AAAAAAAAACA/4bGDMElklXw/s1600-h/104_0835.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5168483020903155458" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7oj7HiSBwI/AAAAAAAAACA/4bGDMElklXw/s320/104_0835.JPG" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Despite what UG Weekly reports, we would like you to know that Cedric has NO HEALTH ISSUES WHATSOEVER. Apparently a recent medical report confirmed that dear Ced had a rice sized tumor. This is utter RUBBISH and we can assure you that NO SUCH TUMOR HAS EVER EXISTED. We've no idea who started this tumor rumour, but we're taking UG Weekly to court this coming November on the issue. More info soon. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-3334183144411757715?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-88177252094935931072008-02-16T19:57:00.000-08:002008-02-16T20:06:42.615-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7eyzniSBqI/AAAAAAAAABY/8TJO09io73E/s1600-h/Photo+84.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7eyzniSBqI/AAAAAAAAABY/8TJO09io73E/s320/Photo+84.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167795697286776482" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:courier new;" >BREAKING NEWS! THERE IS A NEW GNOME ENEMY WHO GOES BY, "ORANGE." PLEASE HELP US DEFEND OUR GNOMELY DIGNITY BY DISTINGUISHING THIS THREAT! (PHOTO ABOVE)</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-8817725209493593107?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-27197401403377713022008-02-16T19:52:00.000-08:002008-02-16T19:56:18.796-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7ewWXiSBoI/AAAAAAAAABI/fUye7euED2Q/s1600-h/Photo+459.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7ewWXiSBoI/AAAAAAAAABI/fUye7euED2Q/s200/Photo+459.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167792995752347266" border="0" /></a><br />PLEASE REMEMBER TO VISIT OUR SISTER-SITE: THE OFFICIAL HELENA BONHAM CARTER SITE! 'Tis a bloody amazing site and is vair helpful! I LOVE YOU SISI! - CED<br /><br />Yes...thanks Ced... WELL<>LOVE YOU ALL!!!! - CHRISTY<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-2719740140337771302?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-75261498019864187332008-02-16T19:45:00.000-08:002008-02-16T19:50:50.226-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7evD3iSBnI/AAAAAAAAABA/MIBU3MfwN20/s1600-h/Photo+579.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7evD3iSBnI/AAAAAAAAABA/MIBU3MfwN20/s200/Photo+579.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167791578413139570" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">We would like to wish our friend and supporter/fan PAIGE WHITTAKER an early Happy Birthday! Luv you Paige! - Christy<br /><br />Geroff de sdhnoff and PISS! - Ced<br /></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-7526149801986418733?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-52591720741996777462008-02-16T19:28:00.000-08:002008-02-16T19:40:17.579-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7eskHiSBlI/AAAAAAAAAAw/GJzVevnfjoo/s1600-h/Photo+82.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4Jam5AVGo/R7eskHiSBlI/AAAAAAAAAAw/GJzVevnfjoo/s320/Photo+82.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5167788833929037394" border="0" /></a><br />Okay. We've got some bad news... this month there was a mass breakout from the International Gnome Prison (IGP) so we've been asked to provide a list of precautions and dangerous facts.<br /><br />1. DO NOT LEAVE ANY ALCOHOL OUTSIDE AFTER 5 PM! DRUNKARD GNOMES ARE VAIR VAIR HARD TO GET RID OF.<br /><br />2. NEVER GO OUTSIDE ON A MONDAY WITHOUT SOCKS! THE ANKLE-BITER GANG IS ON THE MOVE!<br /><br />3. CONSULT WITH A PSYCHIATRIST IF YOU HAVE BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY GNOMEHANDLED AND/OR ABUSED.<br /><br />4. DO NOT BURROW UNDERGROUND WHEN GNOMES ARE CONCERNED! IT IS VAIR SILLY!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-5259172074199677746?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-70665821457024881522008-02-16T19:24:00.001-08:002008-02-16T19:27:02.497-08:00<span style="font-weight:bold;">So... Ced is doing very well... he's traveled with me to San Francisco to see some family, and then we hit Los Altos for some fun! Lot's of Dim Sum and Extra Fun! Don't forget to comment. Cedric will answer your questions! xoxo Christy and Ced</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-7066582145702488152?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-52730384120384710952007-10-11T21:56:00.000-07:002007-10-11T22:03:17.762-07:00The official I LOVE GNOME DAY will officially be on NOVEMBER 22, and that's official! Have a lovely day.. and remember don't forget to hang your socks out yer window so a nice li'l gnome can have a kip! - Chowzer and Ced<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-5273038412038471095?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-70592976420525692622007-08-31T13:18:00.000-07:002007-08-31T13:22:28.848-07:00<span style="font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#3333ff;">What the bloody!? He bit me! My gnomy little buddy BIT ME! I'll just hit him on his little peanut sized head</span>...<span style="color:#ff0000;">.............................................@#$$!#@$^%##%%#@#$....................#$@#$^>.................................................</span> - Whew! He's finally out! The poor demented thing. Oh well...c'est la vie, right? Now excuse me while I put some tonic on this bite. - Chowzer</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-7059297642052569262?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-24215950671284554892007-08-31T13:09:00.000-07:002007-08-31T13:17:13.779-07:00<span style="font-family:courier new;font-size:85%;color:#ff0000;">OI, Chowzer, what'dya think yer doin'? I'M supposed to post first! 'Member? You promised me a wee li'l promise, you did! (Sigh) Bu' I s'pose I'll f'give yer s'ry li'l bum. I do lurve you. Erm..(cough) Anyway... welcome to Gnomology, ev'ryun. (Ow, give me back the keyboard Chowaefkaeutukju5opsfhgkjtrwwwwuuT;uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggg YES! Humans are no match for Gnomes!!!!!!! (thunk) Oi! - Cedric</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-2421595067128455489?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8998109909557074730.post-71105591081494185592007-08-31T12:59:00.000-07:002007-08-31T13:04:10.142-07:00<span style="font-family:verdana;">Welcome to all of you Gnome lovers out there! Having a nice day? Well, now that you've stumbled upon this treasure, your day should be even better! Cedric The Gnome and I will be keeping you entertained with stories of travel, tears and...erm, terrific-ness! Well, goodbye to you for now, then! - Chowzer</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8998109909557074730-7110559108149418559?l=chowzer-gnome.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>chowzerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03091159061637812419noreply@blogger.com0