Cedric's Tumor Scare

Despite what UG Weekly reports, we would like you to know that Cedric has NO HEALTH ISSUES WHATSOEVER. Apparently a recent medical report confirmed that dear Ced had a rice sized tumor. This is utter RUBBISH and we can assure you that NO SUCH TUMOR HAS EVER EXISTED. We've no idea who started this tumor rumour, but we're taking UG Weekly to court this coming November on the issue. More info soon.

GNOME ENEMY!

BREAKING NEWS! THERE IS A NEW GNOME ENEMY WHO GOES BY, "ORANGE." PLEASE HELP US DEFEND OUR GNOMELY DIGNITY BY DISTINGUISHING THIS THREAT! (PHOTO ABOVE)

MONTHLY REMINDER!

PLEASE REMEMBER TO VISIT OUR SISTER-SITE: THE OFFICIAL HELENA BONHAM CARTER SITE! 'Tis a bloody amazing site and is vair helpful! I LOVE YOU SISI! - CED

Yes...thanks Ced... WELL<>LOVE YOU ALL!!!! - CHRISTY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAIGE!

We would like to wish our friend and supporter/fan PAIGE WHITTAKER an early Happy Birthday! Luv you Paige! - Christy

Geroff de sdhnoff and PISS! - Ced

MASS BREAKOUT!

Okay. We've got some bad news... this month there was a mass breakout from the International Gnome Prison (IGP) so we've been asked to provide a list of precautions and dangerous facts.

1. DO NOT LEAVE ANY ALCOHOL OUTSIDE AFTER 5 PM! DRUNKARD GNOMES ARE VAIR VAIR HARD TO GET RID OF.

2. NEVER GO OUTSIDE ON A MONDAY WITHOUT SOCKS! THE ANKLE-BITER GANG IS ON THE MOVE!

3. CONSULT WITH A PSYCHIATRIST IF YOU HAVE BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY GNOMEHANDLED AND/OR ABUSED.

4. DO NOT BURROW UNDERGROUND WHEN GNOMES ARE CONCERNED! IT IS VAIR SILLY!

Heggo!

So... Ced is doing very well... he's traveled with me to San Francisco to see some family, and then we hit Los Altos for some fun! Lot's of Dim Sum and Extra Fun! Don't forget to comment. Cedric will answer your questions! xoxo Christy and Ced