Okay. We've got some bad news... this month there was a mass breakout from the International Gnome Prison (IGP) so we've been asked to provide a list of precautions and dangerous facts.
1. DO NOT LEAVE ANY ALCOHOL OUTSIDE AFTER 5 PM! DRUNKARD GNOMES ARE VAIR VAIR HARD TO GET RID OF.
2. NEVER GO OUTSIDE ON A MONDAY WITHOUT SOCKS! THE ANKLE-BITER GANG IS ON THE MOVE!
3. CONSULT WITH A PSYCHIATRIST IF YOU HAVE BEEN INAPPROPRIATELY GNOMEHANDLED AND/OR ABUSED.
4. DO NOT BURROW UNDERGROUND WHEN GNOMES ARE CONCERNED! IT IS VAIR SILLY!
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